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11 March 2013 @ 06:34 pm
This is considered sexual harassment, right?  
I recently received a review from a user, currently going by the name eoitgooiug (User ID: 4471971), for one of my fanfics on FFN. While I've received my fair share of strange and unorthodox comments (and a few hate messages every so often) during my stay at FFN, this particular review is admittedly a new experience for me.

The review received reads as follows:

eoitgooiug 3/11/13 . chapter 1
How to give good head

1) Tongue

Use your tongue to loll up and down the shaft and around the tip. It will immediately insight interest. Don't hold back, cover the shaft with your tongue completely. Do not put it in your mouth yet!

2) Tip

Engage the tip of the penis by gently suckling on it, and once again, using the tongue to rummage around it, creating immense pleasure.

3) Down the shaft.

Move gently down the shaft. I implore you to do this very slowly, and send him into shivers of pleasure. Once again, continue using your tongue to envelop his cock and create a small amount, not too much, of pressure by suckling on it.

4) Suck

Begin moving up and down. Again, slowly. Twist your head in different ways around his penis and still, continue using the tongue as an added bonus. One technique that is useful is to rub the tip of his penis against the roof of your mouth. The tip is very sensitive, so it can almost put him in pleasure shock if you aren't careful. Or make him ejaculate.

5) Deep Throat

Take the penis all the way to the back of the throat. Relax your throat muscles and take as much as you can. If you can force it all down, immediately stop, and do as much as possible. Increase speed and continue using the tongue and move your head quickly around his cock.

6) Spit or Swallow?

It is a sign of appreciation for your partner if you swallow the semen. Also, you may enjoy the taste, albeit, it can take some getting used to. If not, you can dispose of it in a tissue. Also, if you are VERY naughty, you can let him ejaculate on your face. This will be a surefire way of pleasing him.

Practice makes perfect. You don't have to be a world champion deep throat or anything. Just do your best and make sure he returns the favor. :) *wink*

So... Do I report this as sexual harassment? (Or spam, at the very least; it's not relevant to the content of my fanfic and it's definitely a form of advertisement.) Or should I just keep this up for laughs? I've screen-capped it and everything, though I don't know if I'd have to (just in case, I guess?).
Raina: Trapped Insidebunnynumber13 on March 14th, 2013 07:11 pm (UTC)
I just skimmed it, because I think blowjobs are disgusting in description, and no one does it worse than fan fic writers... and people who write how to guides. Me, I'd have just reported it, blocked the user, and deleted the comment like it never existed. If you feel offended, report it. You're just saving the rest of us the trouble.
★ Eunhyuk's BBcutecrazyice on March 21st, 2013 08:43 pm (UTC)
Oh boy. OTL